Dec 24 2010

Happy Holidays

Well it’s that time of year again, yes that’s right, it’s Halloween… err wait, that was in October… oh yes I remember now, it’s Christmas! The time of year where you are forced to spend time with your family and friends. As you should be able to see I have added a little touch of winter to this blog.
Before I go onto the content of this blog I would like to mention that Steam is having a HUGE Christmas sale on now until January 2nd.

Tripwire is having a Twisted Christmas Event for Killing Floor until January 4th and in honor of that timur (a very dedicated Killing Floor community member) has started Floormas Carol thread and here is one of those Carols.

Rudolph: the Red nosed Crawler
Rudolph, the red-nosed crawler
had a very shiny nose.
And if you ever saw him,
you would even say it glows.

All of the other specimens
used to laugh and call him names.
They never let poor Rudolph
join in any killing games.

Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Patriarch came to say:
“Rudolph with your nose so bright,
won’t you guide my rocket tonight?”

Then all the specimens loved him
as they shouted out with glee(Hurr hurr hurr),
Rudolph the red-nosed crawler,
you’ll go down in Killing Sprees!

You know Fleshpound and Scrake and Stalker and Gorefast,
Husk and Clot and Bloat and Siren,
But do you recall?
The most famous specimen of all?

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Crawler
Had a very shiny nose,
And if you ever saw it,
You would even say it glows.
All of the other Specimens
Used to laugh and call him names;
They never let poor Rudolph
Join in any Killing games.

Then one foggy Christmas Eve,
Patriarch came to say,
Rudolph with your nose so bright,
Won’t you guide my Rocket tonight?

Then how the Specimens loved him
As they shouted out with glee(Mechanical FP Laugh),
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Crawler,
You’ll go down in Misery!

That’s all for now, seeing how I’ll be going on vacation this will be my last post of 2010 so… Happy Holidays and Happy New Year!

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